Dear Big Brother:
Happy birthday to you!
I hope it's a good one and you can still chew.
Since your birthday should have foods
That you like; it makes such a difference if
You can not quite bite.
Here's Mom's hot water chocolate cake,
Spaghetti and meat-tuh-balls,
Garlic bread with extra butter and
Tums for all y'all!
Sorry there's no present from me to
Uh you - I couldn't find a thug
To take you down town and
Give you a slug the way you beat me
All over the family rug the way that
Only you could do with your
Mean words and toothpicks and
Stinky ol' breath - I guess I am
Glad I'm not there, I confess.
Happy birthday to ya'!
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday to ya' Shaggy!
I hopes it's real great.
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