Disneyland

Disneyland you are so far off
To the west you are from me
I miss your gumless paths
I traveled on in order to see:
Mickey, Minnie, Donald,
Pluto, Goofy and Tinkerbelle
The crowds would quite agree
That the World down in Florida
Is not half as grand as having
You all in one place -
Minus humidity, mosquitoes and the
Occasional man who is loud and
Obnoxious getting kicked out
Just because he couldn't have
Unlimited time with Minnie
His mini-hissy fit belied a man of 50,
However, I cried too when I could
Not see the castle where
Dreams come true on the spot!
Oh Disneyland, Disneyland
I love you, oh I do! If only I could afford
The travel expenses to get me to your door
I may stop this incessant clamoring to
Enjoy your every ride and store.